Josh Hewitt loves jazz music, drinking, and stories with unexpected endings. He lives in Tupelo, MS with his wife (a Disney-phile) and two kids, one a budding superhero, the other a soon to be nun. He also has an unhealthy obsession with self-important douches. He also hates soup with the fury of a million white hot suns. He also sometimes gets buddy Megan Whitmer to write his bios.